iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

(Source: mindynovak)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

the-jellyfish-princess:

sneakyfeets:

thlp

He found his berries

imageoh mah gaah

(Source: awwww-cute)

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing)

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ukeofspook:

how to kiss

  1. put your mouth on their mouth
  2. start screaming into their mouth until you pass out

(Source: nekodads)

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castleoflions:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

posted 1 day ago with 50,477 notes - via:spiderswantcastotapdancehauntbear)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

fatgirlopinions:

padaleckawaii:

pros and cons to having boobs:

cons:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-bras
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods

pros:
-squishy squish

The pros outweigh the cons honestly

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magnacarterholygrail:

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.

[GROSS SOBBING]

(Source: thoturl)

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minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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blogneyspears:

there are 2 blogs that I can reblog this post from, but I only hold 1 reblog button in my hand

image

(Source: moneypowerbottom)

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

posted 1 day ago with 111,423 notes - via:afewtoomanyfandomsa-random-mod)

koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

posted 1 day ago with 206,982 notes - via:dragonsandpineappleskoteddo)

richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

(Source: homophobic)

posted 1 day ago with 171,487 notes - via:jack-barakittieshomophobic)

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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