mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

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bearlywriting:

tennants-hair:

when I go to the movie theatre

I thought that was dean winchester getting ready for hunting

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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I guess even kings get scared, huh?

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linuxusers:

charlesoberonn:

penis-hilton:

this is making me so mad

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sensationmee:

kawaiigothninja:

poeseidon:

adirtylilsecret:

twampsacshawty:

gazeonmy:

whoisymanni:

youaremyprodigy:

Lmfao this video is life 

LMFAOOOOO

Loooool

Omfg I’m dying

Cryinggggg

😂😂😂 OMG dying

I’m so happy I pressed play, omfg.

LMAOOO


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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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officialfrenchtoast:

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