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tennantbutt:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

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YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 

ITS A COSPLAY MIRACLE

raihaniac:

 

sherlockbbc:

ahrensmindpalace:

blood-and-confetti:

rudycooper:

im fucking sobbing

omfg

CANT BREATHe

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

earthgirldonna:

theoncomingdominatrix:

In my head this totally probes my headcannon. If River is half-Time Lord and had the ability to regenerate, wouldn’t Donna have the ability to regenerate as well? Then it finally hit me. 

Amy IS Donna
Donna regenerated into a seven year old ginger girl (this is also my theory of why the Doctor is still not ginger… Donna/Amy stole it). Donna’s regeneration power protected her brain by resetting it, so her brain wouldn’t explode if she heard of the Doctor. This explains how Amy didn’t know about the Daleks or anything else. However, protecting her mind used up all her regeneration power. This is also the reason Amy’s mind is so powerful. For example, she was able to imagine the Doctor back to life.
Now if Donna’s brain is wiped, how did she get to be Amy? Well when she was found with absolutely no idea of who she was and a Scottish accent, the authorities told her her name was Amelia Pond and that her parents died, and that she now lived with her aunt, who in real life was he adoptive mother. This and her mind is why her “parents” look so different from her. She imagined them to look that way, based off what she thought her parents should look like and her “aunt.”

glimpsesofadreamer:

iwanttobeyourduvet:

just.. Ed.

Hahahaha omg Ed

wartortles:

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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(Source: hyton)

my dad went out to buy milk. that was seven hours ago

castiels-wormstache:

doctorspockspaceman:

iamthelastdragonlord:

castiels-wormstache:

i think i have to pick up where he left off

Shopping with people, buying things

the family discount

dad’s on a shopping trip

and he hasn’t been home for a few hours

imperialdalek:

tacotwerker:

henriksaves:

shawnlevy:

Pride not prejudice #rctid

I’m too amused by the fact that they used the pic of Gaz kissing Scholesy after he scored against City. LOL. One of my favorite United moments.

How is thjIS NOT ON THE NEWS

Faith in humanity is momentarily restored.

 this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond

(Source: slothwrestling)

Harry Potter according to...

hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1. Neville and Being Badass.
2. Neville and Being Badass.
3. Neville and Being Badass.
4. Neville and Being Badass.
5. Neville and Being Badass.
6. Neville and Being Badass
7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found The Snitch.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4. Dumbledore and I Didn’t Recognise Someone Pretending To Be Someone I’d Been Friends With For Decades.
5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

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(Source: donnacabonna)

Anonymous:
Questions 1,2,5,6,7,14, 44. : )

had sex? maybe

bought condoms? not yet

kissed a boy? nope

kissed a girl? MANY

had a job? i have one at the moment yes

smoked a cigNOPE

met someone famouGODDAMNIT NO

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao