Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).
if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration
You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive
Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.
He found his berries
oh mah gaah
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
how to kiss
- put your mouth on their mouth
- start screaming into their mouth until you pass out
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
pros and cons to having boobs:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods
The pros outweigh the cons honestly
Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.
can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
there are 2 blogs that I can reblog this post from, but I only hold 1 reblog button in my hand
Guardians of the galaxy was so good.
My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………
I joined the party
NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP
WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE
i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen
a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????
I HATE BOYS