it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
happy earth day friends
this is…the best possible use of this particular gif.
when I go to the movie theatre
I thought that was dean winchester getting ready for hunting
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
I guess even kings get scared, huh?
this is making me so mad
Lmfao this video is lifeLMFAOOOOO
Omfg I’m dying
😂😂😂 OMG dying
I’m so happy I pressed play, omfg.
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
tumblr needs a wendy
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far