My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not
Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
“we’re gonna fucking die”
aint he a water type tho lol
"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"
What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE TERM LUNATIC IS LITERALLY MEANT TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE BELIEVED TO BE A SHAPESHIFTER BECAUSE SHAPESHIFTERS ABILITIES ARE SET IN SYNC WITH THAT OF THE MOON LIKE THIS ISN’T JUST A PUN THIS IS ACTUAL MYTH AND LEGEND
Sometimes urls just fit what people say
this so mean
45 MINUTES TO GET ALL DRESSED UP WE AINT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS CLUB
"What are your talents?"