moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

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queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

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Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

—Sylvia Plath (via ekstaas)

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

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cl-oy:

So this is my school… this happened

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mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

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h0odrich:

L M A O

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thorkizilla:

sadrobotinabowlerhat:

iandhearts:

‘The Avengers’ (2012)

Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.

#justsaying.

 #^THIS COMMENT #I LIKE IT

ANOTHER

Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.

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operationfailure:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.

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ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

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odd-squad:

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actualcrutchie:

being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.

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